What color hair should YOU have?
Yes, you are a blonde at heart. The bubbly lifestyle, champagne and cocaine attitude. It seems that bouncing along is your favorite activity, but people only pretend to like you. Sorry 'bout that. Maybe if you stop being so concerned with what others think of you, things will be better. Maybe.

ai yo eh...the last part is rather true heh

center>



What's Your Movie Dream Car?

by Auto Glass America

Which Disney Princess are you?

I'm Spark!

SRC="http://door.nu/spark.jpg">

Here! Here! Here!

Take the
title="Take the * Which Tori Amos Song Are You? * quiz @ The Quiz Blog">
Which Tori Amos Song Are You?
quiz @ title="Which ____ are you? @ The Quiz Blog">The Quiz Blog @
title="Door Dot Nu">Door.nu

ok.. dis is e poem.. it sux bud itz my ferz attempt ok??
do try to UNDERSTAND OK??
itz jz my friggin ferz try!!!

hre goes nuthin.. in formal writin, dedicated 2 u sis. =>

strawberry pits and raspberry dreams

Last tuesday night when stars were bright
And everyone was fast asleep,
From my sis' room shone a bright yellow light,
And the aura of a creep.

Sis was on her fifth bubble bath
getting her body clean.
She tried soap and scrub and chinchilla dust,
Even peeling off her skin.

Ade's abscence ignited the splint
That led to the rape of those poor hands,
When sis had to, with jiesheng, learn dancing,
(That meant he had to hold them).

I'll start off by describing Jiesheng first
A bigger freak you'll never see.
That don't mean he''s tall my love,
He's only a hundred fifty three.

I think he should be shoved up a hole
With that poor excuse for a face.
Covred in hair from head to toe,
He's a disgrace to the monkey race.

*sorry i'm mean i know
I love my sis too much.
I feel for her with my heart and soul,
Jiesheng really. really. really. sucks.*

Chacha don't need much stamina
Thus sis could not suffer the flu.
Teacher said they'll have to be partners,
And learn the tango too.

So Jiesheng sought her out
And took her hands in his.
Oblivious to the watching crowd,
And the mortification of my sis.

Sis could peer over his head,
Smell his foul black hair.
She realised when she looked at his palms instead,
That fur also grew there!

His hands were small
And moist to the touch.
Suddenly sis felt that homework and all,
Din realli suck that much.

The music played and dancing commenced,
Laughter filled the air.
Of exuberant, excited, eville friends,
Who knew too well her despair.

Ronald and Faiz had tummy cramps,
While Andrew doubled up in tears.
Brendon clapped and cheered out loud,
Whenever Ah Liu drew near.

And Jiesheng groped and grappled, crushed and compressed,
He twisted sis around wrong turns.
Held and handled without a rest,
Those palms of innocence.

Sis was filled with revulsion,
Subjected to his starchy coarse hair.
The ape-like grip his severely warped notion,
Of Tender Loving Care.

She was ranting madly within,
Violated and traumatised was sis.
In agony and shame she began to think,
That hell don't get worse than this.

Nightmares don't get worse then this,
Doing the chacha in full.
This dweeby diminished liddle beast,
And he was furry too.

Where's Brian, Darryl and Nicholas gone?
Where's my Remoo dear?
Jiesheng's face was intensely fond
And carried an awful leer.
(And he was drawing near.)

Her hands felt adulterated and ruined
Totally red and raw.
Tjey had been raped, modesty strewn,
And din't wanna live anymore.

Just before the hairball was going to
Seal it with a kiss,
The final whistle blew,
And Eternity gave way to Bliss.
Eternity gave way to Bliss.
Eternity gave way to Bliss.

"I am invincible
As long as I'm alive

I wanna run through the halls of my high school
I wanna scream at the
Top of my lungs
I just found out there's no such thing as the real world
Just a lie you've got to rise above"

~i tink tis song is quite apt too....just sub the high skool part to nj
no need to rise above...onli need to sink lower...nj quite elevated...too many staircases stacked on top of each other~

Met a girl, thought she was grand
fell in love, found out first hand
went well for a week or two
then it all came unglued

in a trapp trip I can't grip
never thought I'd be the one who'd slip
then I started to realize
I was living one big lie

She fucking hates me
trust
she fucking hates me
la la la love
I tried too hard
and she tore my feelings like I had none
and ripped them away

She was queen for about an hour
after that shit got sour
she took all I ever had
no sign of guilt
no feeling of bad, no

In a trapped trip I can't grip
never thought i'd be the one who'd slip
then I started to realize
I was living one big lie

[Chorus]

that's my story, as you see
learned my lesson and so did she
now it's over and i'm glad
'cause i'm a fool for all i've said

[Chorus]

la la la la la la la la la love
Trust
la la la la la la la la la love
Trust
and she tore my feelings like I had none
she fucking hates me

~i fell in love w dis song...cute n i want to b tt gal..hatin guys instead if umm...u noe huh~

ok...
i try to clean up...verballi...
todae i caught ronald w a bk...asked him to show mi..he dun want..i tot it is some porn bk...he said he will haf to kill mi ferst before lettin mi seee it...
chey i tot wat..it is actualli..."denG XiAO pinG...the making of chiNa"
said his mum bought it fer him
wat a mum mum's boy
i tink even brezhnev n krushchev would b more interestin....
i left my sweaty pe shirt n baby powder in the maths LT....
hope tt i can get to it on mon before the roaches...
(CENSORED)
sis, ur les is olso on the list...
sad

U POOR TING!!!!!!!
POOR POOR POOR SIS!!!
go haf a gd scrub 2 cleanse yerslf ok? rid yer nice clean body of the essence of jiesheng. burn yer clothes. go get yerslf a full body chemical peel. im sure u can get yer hands transplantd if yer willin 2 pay..
omigosh.. e shame! e trauma! e violatn!
dun worri.. ill avenge u.. i swear.. eEw..
hez a gross n repulsive freak of creatn.
yer so poor ting.. i feel fer u.. can jz imagine e scene..

by e wae dun type the f-wrd out can u.. itz so rude! ;p
erm.. if u can.. dun touch mi tmr? hahaha.. jk la sis..

Heyhey.. Relax Liu Xiao Lang... aka Liu Little Boy...
Your VIRGIN HANDS weren't taken away by Mr. Hairy... I bet u remember the breakwater incident yar... guess i dun haf to spell everything out yar?? haha... cool it...
Hmm.. What an interesting lit lesson u've had... Yep.. to add on to ur SEX KNOWLEDGE... read up on haemophilia, necrophilia and pedophila... I guess they're enough to entertain ur litlle mind for sometime...

Hmm.. Let's hope that our brother-in-law will stop bugging me for a day... He's nice to talk to... but definitely scary and sticky when it comes to the JORRAINE ISSUE... Yar.. some kind of brother-in-law we always get... haha...

ok...i muz calm down...let's tok abt somethging boring...like yesterdae's lit lesson....
the things we learnt yesterdae....
' phallus=penis
tt in the past before the Middle Ages, that there were mainly matriarchal societies...n the high priestess would select a handsome n virile guy to become the king..fer 1 yr.he can haf anything he wants fer 1 yr...absolutely anything..even like 20 virgins a night olso can..(mind u..al these r true...at least accprdin to my teacher)den after a yr,the priestresses will drug him to the point when he can still perform his "duty" n bring him to the field...den the high priestress will haf sex w him...at the pt of his ejaluation..they will slit his throat n slowly let his blood seep into the soil as a form of sacrifice to ensure good harvest.they did this yearly...cool huh
Ms C said we muz know this as the historical bakground behind Antony and Cleopatra
o ya..n the philippian sword tt antony used to kill brutus n cassius at phillipi is used to represent the roman manhood...'
actualli lit is quite kool provided tt we actualli learn abt sex tactics(???)
n cleo n AN crossdressin as each other...imagine AN in cleo's headdress n clothes...n cleo prancing around naked playin w the phillipian sword??

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!!!
todae i had to dance w that filthli jiesheng
tt hairy monkey thing
till now i can still feel his touch
his grip
he actualli tried to lean towards mi...t pervert.....
the hole class was like laughin n cheerin mi on
mr ronald lee n mr faiz law were like
"ah liu ahliu ahliu ahliu ahliu..gogogo...ahliuahliuahliuahliuahliu....gogogo.."
fer 40 mins....
andrew n brendon were like laughin like crazy...
nydia promised to treat mi to something
she admires my tolerance level
fuck

^tAinTEd haNds^
my hands
clean pure virgin untainted
used to
until it got ravaged by a beast
hairy
bristlingly hairy
short
lumpy
disgusting beast
they had put up a good fight
but to no avail
one cannot disobey the highest order of authority
losing all their resistance
they resigned to fate
laying limp
they were raped
proded
groped
violated
the great hairy beast went hurdling on
crushing them against their will..
alas
completion of the act
poor them
no longer clean
the violated dirty them
nothing can ever restore them to their vriginal state of purity
ever again
not dettol
nor protex
only the destruction of the raped hands will ever diminsh its violated form

Your ruling planet is JUPITER
The animal associated with you sign is the centaur.
The color of choice for Sagittarius is
RICH PURPLE
Your Birthstone is the TOPAZ

Traditional
Sagittarius Traits

Optimistic and freedom-loving
Jovial and good-humored
Honest and straightforward
Intellectual and philosophical


On the dark side....

Blindly optimistic and careless
Irresponsible and superficial
Tactless and restless

Mmm, I am Lemon Flavoured. I am bitter and twisted. Expect from me acerbic humour and sharp commentary. While I may seem nasty at first, I'm actually quite good company if I like you, so long as you don't mind a bit of cutting to the chase. What Flavour Are You?

when she was a child
all she ever wanted
was to grow up
now her wish is fulfilled
but it comes with sadness and pain,
heartbreak
now all she wants is
disengagement
to free herself
soar into the sky
without leaden wings which is otherwise known as love

take the non-offensive quiz.


and go to mewing.net. laura = great.

take the "what's my fault" quiz.

(and then browse around mewing.net. because laura is cool.)

What Type of Villain are You?

mutedfaith.com /
<º>


OMG
dis is sooo true ..i tink...
loner?wierd hairdo??
isnt these like so familiar

im still sufferin fr the aftermath of eatin too much prawns,cockles n clams...clara dis is AlL ur fault....
despite the 20 hr digestion period...i still feel faint at the tot of cockles...
cannot stand it anymore..
wait fer mi..i go puke out the clam-y liquid ferst...
.......wait...

take the jeans quiz. gus made it!


and go to mewing.net. because laura and gus collectively own over 30 pairs of jeans.


tsk tsk

take the butt quiz.


and go to mewing.net. why not visit the site of someone who made a quiz about butts?

take the death quiz.


and go to mewing.net. laura = great.

take the antisocial test.


and go to mewing.net. because laura's feeling social.

what's your battle cry? |
mewing.net | merchandise!

I am 45% Tortured Artist

I have some artistic ability, but it is probably a hobby and doesn't drive my life into a dark abysmal hole were I am alone and against the world.

Take the Tortured Artist Test at fuali.com

I am 32% Goth

Goth ny night, normal by day. Deep in my heart I know I am evil, but not on the company's time. I do need to eat.

Take the Goth Test at fuali.com

I am 13% Geek

I wanna be a geek. But I'm not. Why would I even want to be one. Do I think it's fun? I should try writting an online test application at 1 am in my underwear

Take the Geek Test at fuali.com

im not a geek but am i a nerd??

Which of Andrew's Friends are You?

Which "Natural Wonder" are you?

Find out what kind of driver you are!
You are accutely aware of others around you, and will do what it takes to defend your space as well as the road in front of you. You react to drivers who you feel are trying to block you or play with you. You sometimes feel that other drivers must be 'punished'

What Psych-Ward do you belong to?

According to the Alien Abduction Test There is a 50% chance that I've been abducted by Aliens!

ok here i m again..
im bored..so bored tt i resorted to playin online pool...
im now countin down til i can actually feel the butter prawns melt in my mouth....literalli

hey hey..
given is here.

Which Greppie Are You?


Created by Kley!

what adjective are you?

quiz by maikamariel

You are Harley Barbie! You don't asocciate with "sophisticate" barbie and never "nsync #1 fan" barbie, but you know who your friends are and you do what you want. Plus, you have a kick ass motorcycle.

i juz love doin all this brainless blog quizzes....

it is so inane...u actualli manage to feel stupid yet acomplished at the same time

i'm a cat.what kinda pet are you?
quiz made by muna.

oh wow...n im scared of myself..

can u tell mi something tt i dunno?
like im basicalli flawless??

i'm a foundation. what type of make up are you?
quiz made by muna.

ok it is 11.30am in the morn...nobody's awake yet...
im bored...

Which Nokia handphone are you?

i plan to die at the age of 50.
i want to die
think its fun
not now
but later
at 50

discover what candy you are @ stvlive.com