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Monday, December 30, 2002

im so very very indignant abt having a bf, or rather the lackof
"got any boyfrew?"
"u in jc lioaz still don have????"
"lousy"
"some of my sis frew sec1 got lioaz"
"my sis say she also got but i noe she lying"
these r the exact words of a 11 yrold
i went like orh...wah..so great arh....urh urh..huh huh throughout the conversation
i mean wad is the world comin to???do u need a guy to survive???
nO.


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Sunday, December 29, 2002

no! u cant drag mi back to skool!!!
no! nO! NO!!!!!!!..............

(to be continued)


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Monday, December 23, 2002

Dracula
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Humanity
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swOllen at 2:06 AM | Comment


dun u tink tt dacshunds r the cutest dogs?used to tink tt chowchows nbull dogs r cute but..i like sausage now


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Saturday, December 21, 2002

People come, people go
Some grow young, some grow cold
I woke up in between
A memory and a dream

So let's get to the point, let's roll another joint
Let's head on down the road
There's somewhere I gotta go
And you don't know how it feels
You don't know how it feels to be me
-- Tom Petty


swOllen at 6:11 PM | Comment

Tuesday, December 17, 2002

Most ppl have a religion of some sort..why?
Wad is so great abt this label ‘religion’?perhaps religion is an unconscious part of the human mind, fer the preparation of death, perhaps the afterlife even. This constant reminder of morals n sins, the punishment we will get fer bein ‘bad’,’mean’n not sparin a tot abt other ppl.the tot of not bein ‘nice’ to others, n not bein charitable even, makes ppl want to b nice, artificially. They have to be nice or else suffer the consequences of bein sinful in their afterlife. They call it the retribution. Every religion has it. Today I went past a mosque n the banner read “The best of men has the best of morals”. What is the definition of the best of men?
I dun have a religion. Perhaps I have. I prayed to the Buddhist gods when im panicking fer my exams. I say a short Christian prayer when I need to calm down…perhaps there is a religion fer someone like mi. I have to be fickle-minded even when it comes to religion.


swOllen at 9:56 PM | Comment


brendon is singin to mi now..."more than words"..die, he admitted he has sore throat n i haf to bear w him fer a while...he is nt singin a barfdae song...but a high-pitched song...im dyin....help


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Monday, December 16, 2002

God didn't promise days without pain, laughter without
sorrow, sun without rain, but
He did promise strength for the day,
comfort for the tears, and
light for the way.

btw, is lip back fr vietnam?


swOllen at 8:04 PM | Comment

Saturday, December 14, 2002

gosh, iwent to nj to meet ade n ah joycee..n guess hu i saw?
o-dear-higgs
i got down the bus n ade poked mi in the ribs.."brian higgs! brian!"
there he was, lookin totalli gorgeous in a bright orange jersey thingy...n a pair of 3 quarts pants
urgh he went into the skool w 2 other frens...i tink they were playin soccer when we left
n ade has to rub in the fact that this will probabli be the last time i will ever c higgy again.
sob.


swOllen at 5:58 AM | Comment

Friday, December 13, 2002

im so sad...my hamster died...mebbe it can join the other 3 hamsters now...byebye wewe byeye hammie byebye mama byebye shit
now i can gif my 3 cages to gina..she had been askin whether my ham has died yet.personalli i tink she had been prayin n cursin my little ham...
im so sad..i tink i'll get a dog next..mebbe a little chow chow...hmmmshould i name it sinyee?


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Thursday, December 12, 2002

i saw s-h-a-r-o-n p-h-ua todae. she was in her joggin gear n was actualli wearin shorts..she has veri muscular legs... itell u i can recognise her curli hairdo anyway...
i tink i need to go wash my eyes again


swOllen at 6:21 AM | Comment

Monday, December 09, 2002

i touched 2 dogs todae.
ya, the great animal-hater ah-liu actualli caressedn hugged 2 dogs todae.however the 2 dogs were contrastin in every possible way.ferst the skin color, fudge my uncle's dog is black, junior, ade's dog is white.fudge is a huge doberman while junior is a wimpy old dog..very hairy la...but rather cute in the gong gong way...i love fudge lor...he is onli lyke 8 mths old yet he is lk more than a metre long n 1 metre tall..hmmm pity it is black..he has realli shiny coat...n he likes to lick mi..my pink shorts still haf all the drool stains he left on mi..due to dis..im goin to request a sausage dog fr my dog in addition to 2 pair of ruby n diamond ear studds fr my dad if i manage to get into nus..my dad actualli agreed lor...
budden anyone hu noes mi actualli realizes tt i cant get into U as...ahem...i just managed to scrap thru my promos...hmmm..
did i tell u that i say this pair of cool maroon oakley specs todae?i tink lookin intelligent is now the cool way to go..so no more contacts fer mi...coz no amt of contacts is goin to hide my ever twinklin intelligence right???
hmmm...i will b dreamin of my stubby dog-to-be tonight...
mebbe i shall name it stubby....


swOllen at 7:26 AM | Comment

Saturday, December 07, 2002

im not dyin anymore, nt realli
i onli got an infected lypm node...geez...phew..
budden i puked 5 times todae, but after pukin..tt hmm feelin is realli..umm great?
ok,i tink i said the wrong thing


swOllen at 1:41 AM | Comment

Friday, December 06, 2002

i tink im goin to an angel soon.i checked alreadie, i will either be diagnosed w mumps or the cancerous hodgkin's disease....
ahh..i said before i dun mind dyin now..but nt this way...
my mum is mkin mi c a doc tmr...i bet that he is goin to order a blood test fer mi..the last time my blood was tested...i got poked twice coz the ferst time nt enuff blood come out,that'swat the nurse told mi lor..so u poked mi w the needle again n squeezed..."ok, barely enough blood this time" these were her exact words....
im dyin...
pls miss ahliu


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Thursday, December 05, 2002

Hell
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swOllen at 10:26 PM | Comment


i got a fever
i got a swelled up face n head...n the swellin only occurs on the left lor...
there are weird lumps inmy neck n behind my left ear
liuwei is goin to die
please offer her your condolences
it is painful to be achin all over n burnin up
im dyin...
did i tell u that i dreamt of higgs last night?i havent been tinkin of him..but last nite he suddenly came n look fer mi...we were in nj den got assembli or something..everyone was dressed weirdli..but he was the onli one in color.
he was wearin dis turqoise nettin thing w a white thing underneath...n he was wearin nj pants...
den he chased mi all over nj...dun ask mi y i run..but in the end he caught mi...before i could hear his voice fer the ferst time...i woke up lor...


swOllen at 10:09 PM | Comment


hey gal, u noe, u really dont need to be an angel to fly?
u can be a mosquito, fly, bat, cockroach, bird, plane, or even superman! haha
gan ann is bored.
gan ann is sorry for vandalising ur blog.


silent at 6:34 AM | Comment

Tuesday, December 03, 2002

okie..my bro just sneezed straight into my mouth when i i tried to talk to him..i tried to talk sense into him, sayin tt the droplets have to like shoot straight into my mouth
no..he vehementlydenied everything.. onli to tell mi tt he saw a couple of droplets shootin out of his mouth....



swOllen at 12:25 AM | Comment

Sunday, December 01, 2002

just finished watchin the daniel wu undercover cop thingy show...wah..he is so shuai lor...
before tt i was listenin to the 1 hr long edison chen radio interview...quite attitude..he even let his fone ring durin the interview n answered it in cantonese on air...phew..
he is so h.o.t
i realized he got kicked out of his skools a couple of time...n th he lost his virginity at ummm..13?
nt bad but i dun tink he can mke it as a rapper...too much like a fake abc wannabe...like tt host interviewin him...sorry lynn...
both of them were like slangin all the way lor...
cannot mke it..
tsk tsk


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