I was on time today.
So on time was I that I had to wait for 3 guys.

At 11.05, the other 2 had arrived.
I told them "James will be late"
"okay, lets go to macs"
At 11.30,
I asked "I wonder how late James will be.."
He said " He din tell you?"
"No? He didnot even sms me"
"Huh? then how did you know that he is going to be late"
"Because it was 11.05, and he was not there? In fact you were late too"
"......"
"Shit. He called me at 11.05"
"oops"

So in the end, he ended up waiting for almost half hour, thinking that we were all late.