Lame jokes on a Sunday night

::JAMES:: says:
liar liar... pants on fire
::JAMES:: says:
nose as long as telephone wire

I never knew the second part to the first line and I did not expect anyone to know either

::JAMES:: says:
when people say, "got meh?"
::JAMES:: says:
then you should say, "mei mei chi chao" (lamb eat grass)

::JAMES:: says:
still have!
::JAMES:: says:
"chao you du.. mei mei chi le shi diao" (grass is poisonous... lamb dies after eating)

From jokes to icon-fighting to underwear talk
::JAMES:: says:
of cos la... u must see my underwear
::JAMES:: says:
usually i wear very nice undies
::JAMES:: says:
no.. this series of CK's undies... i got like 6-7 of them with different stripes
~liu~ right eye twitching says:
stripes somemore ah
~liu~ right eye twitching says:
the lepoard kind?
~liu~ right eye twitching says:
giraffe kind/
~liu~ right eye twitching says:
HAHAHHAHA
~liu~ right eye twitching says:
i like the kind
~liu~ right eye twitching says:
u noe the front part, got tiger head
~liu~ right eye twitching says:
damn funny
::JAMES:: says:
NOT THAT KIND LA!